Southbank Splash: Melbourne’s original thrill slide

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Not much has changed in Melbourne since the Edwardian era. Men still sport swallow tattoos, curly moustaches and beards (you may even spot the occasional bowler hat in some ’burbs), and there still appears to be a healthy desire to hurl oneself down a waterslide, all in the name of mindless fun.

On  7 January (2017) you’ll be able to rocket down a 400-metre slippery slope in the city centre (slide.melbourne).

You see, the Edwardians were mucking about like this a century ago.

Clearly pastimes of poetry recitals and taking the sea air weren’t quite doing the job in terms of adrenalin, so back in 1906 parties of friends sat on little skiffs and hurtled down a colossal wooden ramp into a large man-made pond before a crowd of genteelly dressed onlookers.

It was called Shooting The Chute and took place on a site called Prince’s Court, an entertainment area in the vicinity of today’s Arts Centre on St Kilda Road.

Wirth’s Olympia could also be found there, the only permanent circus site in Australia right up until the 1950s.

Other attractions included a toboggan ride, an open-air theatre, Japanese teahouse, miniature railway and (probably because things were getting a bit tame again) a rifle range.

The wooden structure of Shooting The Chute is long gone, but the area is still the cultural heart of the city, drawing exhibitions, artists and performers from all over the world.

And in true Melburnian style, the old attraction has been memorialised in bar form at The Waterslide , Southbank, with an interior that emulates a bygone era and old photos and posters of Edwardians getting their kicks on the once famous ride.

Daniel Down
Daniel Down previously worked for Australian Traveller as deputy editor. He now channels his passion for the Australian outdoors and natural environment into his role at The Wilderness Society, and there’s nothing he loves to do more at the weekend than getting off-grid.
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Victoria’s surprising new outdoor adventure hotspot

A town charmingly paused in time has become a hot mountain biking destination. 

There’s a forest reserve full of eucalyptus and pines surrounding town – when you combine all the greenery with a main street of grand old buildings still standing from the Victorian Gold Rush, Creswick looks more period movie set than a 21st-century town.  

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Grand buildings from the Victorian gold rush. (Image: Visit Victoria)

This entire region of Victoria – the Central Goldfields – is as pretty-as-a-picture, but there’s something extra-special about Creswick. I used to live 30 minutes north; I’d drive in some evenings to cruise its main street at dusk, and pretend I was travelling back in time. 

It was sleepy back then, but that’s changed. Where I used to walk through its forest, now I’m hurtling down the state’s best new mountain bike trails. There’s a 60-kilometre network of mountain bike trails – dubbed Djuwang Baring – which make Creswick the state’s hottest new mountain biking destination.  

Meet Victoria’s new mountain biking capital 

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This historic town has become a mountain biking hotspot.

Victoria has a habit of turning quiet country towns into mountain biking hotspots. I was there in the mid-2000s when the tiny Otways village of Forrest embarked on an ambitious plan to save itself (after the death of its timber cutting industry) courtesy of some of the world’s best mountain bike trails. A screaming success it proved to be, and soon mountain bike trails began popping up all over Victoria. 

I’m no expert, so I like that a lot of Creswick’s trails are as scenic as they are challenging. I prefer intermediate trails, such as Down Martuk, with its flowing berms and a view round every corner. Everyone from outright beginners to experts can be happy here. There’s trails that take me down technical rock sections with plenty of bumps. But there’s enough on offer to appeal to day-trippers, as much as hard-core mountain-bikers. 

I love that the trails empty onto that grand old main street. There’s bars still standing from the Gold Rush of the 1850s I can refuel at. Like the award-winning Farmers Arms, not to be confused with the pub sharing its name in Daylesford. It’s stood since 1857. And The American Creswick built two years later, or Odessa Wine Bar, part of Leaver’s Hotel in an 1856-built former gold exchange bank.  

The Woodlands
The Woodlands is set on a large bushland property. (Image: Vanessa Smith Photography)

Creswick is also full of great cafes and restaurants, many of them set in the same old buildings that have stood for 170 years. So whether you’re here for the rush of the trails or the calm of town life, Creswick provides. 

A traveller’s checklist 

Staying there 

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Inside the Woodlands, a chic 1970s log cabin. (Image: Vanessa Smith Photography)

RACV Goldfields Resort is a contemporary stay with a restaurant, swimming pool and golf course. The Woodlands in nearby Lal Lal comprises a chic log cabin set on a 16-hectare property abundant in native wildlife. 

Eating there 

Le Peche Gourmand
Le Peche Gourmand makes for the perfect pitstop for carb and sugar-loading.

The menu at Odessa at Leaver’s Hotel includes some Thai-inspired fare. Fuel up for your ride on baguettes and pastries from French patisserie Le Peche Gourmand . The Farmers Arms has been a much-loved local institution since 1857. 

Playing there 

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Miss Northcotts Garden is a charming garden store with tea room. (Image: Visit Victoria)

Creswick State Forest has a variety of hiking trails, including a section of the 210-kilometre-long Goldfields Track. Miss Northcotts Garden is a quaint garden store with tea room.